
Trip to Brazil was certainly a highlight of the year: much anticipated but very little planned. Forget everything you have ever heard about this country and open your heart to your very own adventure. That was my motto boarding TAM flight on a gloomy Friday night leaving Heathrow for Rio de Janeiro. TAM airlines was a pleasant surprise. Remembering frequent transatlantic flights to the United States I was dreading to spend 11 hours aboard this direct flight to sunshine. I am one of those people who can never sleep on the plane. Somehow I manage to get a seat next to a baby whose only purpose is to drive parents mad by crying his/her lungs out without any particular reason or a talkative tourist who absolutely needs to know where I work, what I plan on doing next weekend or whether chicken on the plane is organic...Sure it is, organically grown on organic hormones fed with genetically modified corn but what do I know? Imagine my surprise when I suddenly realized that I was actually sleeping in my seat and when I opened my eyes our inflight map was joyfully telling me that we were flying above Brazil and Rio was just few miles ahead of us!.. What else would you need from a perfect flight? Now when I think about it I do remember eating something that resembled fish and even watching a movie...All I can say is obrigado for such a smooth start of a journey! Staring through the airplane window on the hills outside and trying to see anything in the complete darkness I was getting more and more excited about a week ahead...

It was about 5 a.m. local time when we landed in Rio. Spring was just about to start over there and it was still dark when we disembarked our A330 and entered airport arrivals hall. Flight from Paris had landed shortly before us and we joined a long line to complete immigration formalities. There is not much to Rio airport and it is not a true representation of what awaits you outside this concrete structure. It is boring and grey, compete the opposite of a colorful and joyful land of samba you are about to explore. It took ages for our luggage to arrive which was strange considering there were only two flights landing in that early hour. I found out later that times goes slower in Rio and we should forget our jaded stressed self-centered personalities wherever we are coming from and embrace relaxed and tanned new selves...well, at least for few weeks.
You will hear stories about Brazil, particularly about high and violent crime over there. Someone may go as far as advising you to wear very simple outfits and be as discrete as possible because any sign of prosperity will lead to an immediate murder. You can imagine how paranoid I was getting myself a cup of coffee at an empty airport trying desperately to hide few bills I had in my hands. Only when I sat down and sipped on my coffee with a chocolate aroma to die for, I paid more attention to locals nearby. A guy next to me was joyfully talking on his iPhone, couple was pulling Visa card to pay for their breakfast and a family of 5 was giving money to their children asking them to get more sweets for the table...I was in real danger, wasn’t I? At that very moment I reminded myself of my motto to forget everything I was told and make my own opinion (as you are about to find out in my next posts).
As soon as I was done with my coffee I wanted to retrieve more cash, get a cab and finally feel rays of rising sun on my skin. How interesting can getting cash at the airport be? Really, what is there to an ATM that can be so different? As I found out, there was lots. There were about 7 cash machines at the airport all aligned next to each other in the same corridor. I did not think twice about it and went to the one with a familiar bank logo. There was something really strange about that device, in fact it looked nothing like I had ever seen, with numerous buttons and signs for payment systems I had never heard of. So much for my experience! After short hesitation I put my Visa in the slot of the unfriendly device. Machine politely asked me what language I preferred and offered me 10 different options I had with my card (including payment for a mobile connection). I chose cash withdrawal from my checking account, re-entered the amount three times because apparently 10s and 20s were not available on that day and then...NOTHING happened! I was staring at the screen and stubborn machine was staring back at me with a blinking monitor and was not in a rush to give me anything...Considering my entire trip was booked with that very card I was screwed, to say the least. Suddenly out of nowhere new message appeared thanking me for using their network!?!?!? followed by another moment of silence and another message informing me that my transaction was cancelled. Thank you dear bank, why don’t you go back to Geneva along with your very efficient ATM network?! I went to a next machine, repeated the same steps, was informed that contrary to a previous ATM, 50s were the only banknotes available and then... nothing happened! I tried again and again but those machines were determined to leave me cashless. That’s when I realized that security guard was looking strangely in my direction, probably wondering whether I was some kind of hacker trying to break through the network security or just a mad man. What was the rush to get money anyway? Under close supervision of the airport security I tried the very last ATM which, to my surprise, after lots of cracking and strange noises, gave me something I no longer expected from an ATM, money!
As you can see I was finally prepared to leave the airport with an open heart for exploring beautiful Rio, meeting cariocas and learning everything I needed to know from the beginning (including how to use an ATM). Stay tuned for more on my new favorite Janeiro!